Southwest Washington’s Most Elusive News Source
A note on veracity
The Squatch is a work of satire and parody. Its stories are fiction.
Quotes are invented, events did not occur as described, and nothing here should be
read as a statement of fact. Real institutions and public figures appear only as
subjects of parody; any resemblance of named private individuals to real persons is
coincidental and unintended. This paper has never confirmed anything, and does not
intend to start.
© 2026 Squeaky Chicken Creative · Real fake news for Vancouver, Clark County, and the Gorge — reported by a Sasquatch, verified by no one.
